Monday, February 28, 2011
Monday Moron: Big Shot Ashley Cole
Yellow? Shooting someone warrants red!
Ashley Cole allegedly shot an intern with an air rifle at Chelsea's training ground on Saturday. Apparently, the lowly lad didn't get Cole his water fast enough. The big question: what was he doing with an air rifle at training?! The clear answer: Ashley Cole is a moron.
Cole, similarly to Christian Chivu, is a defender Sensible Soccer despises. Not only does he whine, complain, and have a girl's name, he was dumb enough to bring a pellet gun to training and shoot someone with it! Nice job, moron. I wish Landon Donovan was around to break your leg again.
In other news, we have a laundry list of exciting fixtures during the week:
AC Milan vs. Napoli
Today at 2:45pm EST
Chelsea vs. Manchester United
Tomorrow at 2:45pm EST
Manchester City vs. Aston Villa - FA Cup
Wednesday at 2:45pm EST
Valencia vs. Barcelona
Wednesday at 4pm EST
Enjoy and practice good gun safety!