Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Scott Parker: Why Me?

Mario Balotelli famously displayed a shirt asking "Why always me?" a few months ago. The answer is clear: because you are a moron. Scott Parker finds himself asking the same question at the moment (minus the shirt). In this instance, the answer is unknown, since Parker is a good, hard-working human.

My plea: lets not highlight the ruthless villains anymore. Instead, lets take a look at the victim, Scott Parker. Even though we all are starting to despise antagonistic players like Balotelli and Luis Suarez, what about the constant victim:

Get your eye away from my hand!
You missed the ball.

Accidental. Sure...
Save Scott Parker.

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